This is not a typical example page. This is *MY* page. It’s different from other default blog post because it will stay in one place; like my bed. Most people start with an About page that introduces them to potential site visitors.

I don’t.

Like, seriously… It might say something like this:

Hi there! I’m a bike messenger by day, aspiring actor by night, and this is my website. I live in Los Angeles, have a great dog named Jack, and I like piña coladas. (And gettin’ caught in the rain.)

…or something like this:

The XYZ Doohickey Company was founded in 1971, and has been providing quality doohickeys to the public ever since. Located in Gotham City, XYZ employs over 2,000 people and does all kinds of awesome things for the Gotham community.

Whatever.

This is just a damn test page I don’t really give a crap about, and just here for debugging purposes.

Seriously, though. WordPress? WTF are you doing?